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54: the spagyric poisoner’s weekend workshop
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learn how to create an astral disaster in your own garage. we’ll be making alchemical tinctures and elixirs for health or otherwise(otherwise) from plants gleaned from our local neighborhood, in a laboratory setting. learn all’bout planetary correspondences, reading plant signatures, using and manouevering the lab ‘quipment, perturbing the humours for astral flight, poisoning and influencing at a distance, creating chimaeras, possibly golems & humunculi, and some other hermetic bullshit. If we don’t go straight to hell, we might just show those celebrity qbl shitheads how to take the kingdom of heaven by storm or strategy. if we get a class of twenty or more, chances are good that someone will gain immortality, someone will turn to a pillar of salt, and someone will either be a victim of dichogamy or fall irretrievably into an etheric void. if time permits, maybe we’ll honor paracelsus’ last will & testimony and resurrect the bastard. whelky has offered to teach this course [ offer to teach this ] |
